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Growth Hacking, contrary to the name, really has nothing to do with “hacking” in the traditional manner of which we think. It’s definitely about HACKING, but it’s more about your numbers and methodologies than it is cracking some code. It’s about the SPEND, or better yet, how to SPEND less per lead, transaction, order, engagement, subscription, download, vote or whatever your KPI, ROI, or other fashionable three letter acronym for PROFIT is these days.

Growth Hacking is about creating a philosophy of winning. It’s about turning your existing data into cash, leveraging your media assets, engaging your customers and prospects in a meaningful way and testing, testing, testing constantly to find that sweet spot where X number of sales cover your marketing expense, and you hit gravy!

So here’s how we do it. We’ll analyze what you’ve got going on digitally, like you’ll be wished you grew your Beard for Prostate Cancer Month. We won’t pull punches, and we won’t skip over where you’re keeping Dr. Jelly Finger at bay. It’s pretty comprehensive and we actually speak with you on the phone! We’ll be happy to sign NDAs if you’d like. What we come up with in a week or so is a third party view point for marketing, a near forensic accounting approach to your spend and a series of recommendations you can do yourself, or engage us to do for you.

Ass, Gas, or Grass Baby, No One Rides for Free! We have to pay our team to do the research, come up with the recommendations and find the best solutions. I would be cool if what we did could be templated and served up like bad Pate in a sweaty Turkish Harem. However, we just don’t do it that way!

So it’s $200 for us to give you the skinny. Browth Hacking, contrary to the name, really has nothing to do with “hacking” in the traditional manner of which we think.  It’s definitely about HACKING, but it’s more about your numbers and methodologies than it is cracking some code.  It’s about the SPEND, or better yet, how to SPEND less per lead, transaction, order, engagement, subscription, download, vote or whatever your KPI, ROI, or other fashionable three letter acronym for PROFIT is these days.

Growth Hacking is about creating a philosophy of winning.  It’s about turning your existing data into cash, leveraging your media assets, engaging your customers and prospects in a meaningful way and testing, testing, testing constantly to find that sweet spot where X number of sales cover your marketing expense, and you hit gravy!

So here’s how we do it.  We’ll analyze what you’ve got going on digitally, like you’ll be wished you grew your Beard for Prostate Cancer Month.  We won’t pull punches, and we won’t skip over where you’re keeping Dr. Jelly Finger at bay.  It’s pretty comprehensive and we actually speak with you on the phone!  We’ll be happy to sign NDAs if you’d like.  What we come up with in a week or so is a third party view point for marketing, a near forensic accounting approach to your spend and a series of recommendations you can do yourself, or engage us to do for you.

Ass, Gas, or Grass Baby, No One Rides for Free!  We have to pay our team to do the research, come up with the recommendations and find the best solutions.  I would be cool if what we did could be templated and served up like bad Pate in a sweaty Turkish Harem.  However, we just don’t do it that way!

So it’s $200 for us to give you the skinny.  Which is really fucking cheap.  What’s cheaper is

 

 

 

 

 

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